Your name is: ‘STACHE MALONEY
Your height is: 6’0”
Your age is: 38
Do you own cowboy boots? A PAIR FOR EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK
Have you ever stepped in dog poo? NOT WITH MY GOOD BOOTS
Do your feet stink? LIKE DOG POO
Do you have any strange phobias? CLOWNS
Do you dance like JT? MORE LIKE THE FUNKY FRESH BOYZ
Do you sing like Pavarotti? NA BUT I GOT RHYMES LIKE B-RAD G.
Who did you pretend to be as a child in your fantasies? THE VILLAGE PEOPLE…WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?
If you were still a Virgin and could give it away to someone special, who would it be? UR MOM
Who is your all time hero? RON JEREMY
What do you want to do for a living? BE THE WORLD’S FATTEST PORNSTAR
Have you ever been a Heartbreaker? ASK UR MOM
Have you ever licked a window before? IT’S COLD…SO COLD
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? EVERYTIME I’M WITH UR MOM
Have you ever had really strange dreams? JUST THE USUAL: I’M CHASING A CALL GIRL DOWN THE HALLWAY OF MY OLD APARTMENT BUILDING WITH A CHAINSAW, WEARING ONLY MY ‘STACHE AND MY GOOD BOOTS
Would you kill someone for a million dollars? COUGH UP THE CASH
So, would you pass a drug pee test right now? I SMELL A COP!! I’M OUT…
CONGRATS MR. PREZ!!! NOW LET'S DANCE...
CHARLIE THE UNICORN EPISODE #1...MORE TO COME
THE MESSAGE HERE KIDS, "DON'T DO DRUGS!!"
WHY I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL
IT'S SO UNPREDICTABLE AND EXCITING!! TAKE SATURDAY FOR EXAMPLE, THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY TEXAS GOES ON THE ROAD TO CROSS-STATE RIVAL TEXAS TECH AND MAKES AN UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK TO TAKE THE LEAD 33-32 WITH ONLY 1:30 LEFT IN THE GAME...SO IT'S OVER RITE?? NOT BY A LONG SHOT, TECH MAKES THEIR WAY DOWN THE FIELD AND SCORES AN ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TOUCHDOWN WITH 1 SECOND LEFT TO MAKE IT 39-33...NOW THE GAME IS OVER!! AND THAT WASN'T ALL, NOTRE DAMEAND PITTSBURGH HAD TO PLAY 4 OVERTIME PERIODS TO DECIDE A WINNER IN THEIR GAME...UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, A NOTRE DAME FAN, PITT KICKED A FIELD GOAL TO WIN 36-33 AFTER ND'S KICKER MISSED ONE WHEN THEY HAD POSSESSION. FOR A COMPLETE WRAP-UP OF THE WEEKEND'S GAMES CHECK OUT CBSSPORTSLINE.COM
HAPPY HALL-POO-WEEN!!
SO IT SEEMS THAT DEVIL'S NITE, THE NITE B4 HALLOWEEN, HAS BECOME KNOWN FOR PHANTOM POOP-ERS AT RADIO STATIONS ACROSS THE COUNTRY...A FEW OF OUR LISTENERS, AS WELL AS OUR OWN SARA, RECALL A STORY FROM A DETROIT STATION, THIS EXACT NITE LAST YEAR, OF A BATHROOM SMEARED WITH POO!! IS IT POSSIBLE THAT X-TREME RADIO'S MOST HALLOWED GROUND HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY THIS MENACE?? THERE'S NO WAY...BUT THEN WHAT'S THIS: FOOTPRINTS!! THE CULPRIT LEFT HIS/HER MARK...I HAD TO EXAMINE FOR MYSELF IF THIS WAS JUST A CRUEL JOKE OR ACTUALLY THE WORK OF THE PHANTOM POOP-ER INDEED!! OOOOOOO IT WAS......EVEN HAD A FEW BITS OF CANDY-CORN IN THERE!! WILL WE EVER FIND THIS PHANTOM POOP-ER?? OTHER RADIO STATIONS SHOULD BE ON THE ALERT AS THE MYSTERY CONTINUES...
SARA DOESN'T WANT MY MEAT?
AMERICA'S PASS-TIME
PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL MADE HISTORY WEDNESDAY NITE, B/C THEY HAD TO MAKE UP THE LAST FEW INNINGS OF A GAME THAT GOT RAINED OUT ON MONDAY NITE, AND SNOWED OUT TUESDAY NITE!! AFTER ALL IT IS LATE OCTOBER ON THE NORTHEAST, THE WEATHER SUCKS, THIS IS NOTHING NEW. ISN'T BASEBALL SUPPOSED TO BE A SUMMER-TIME SPORT?? THE SEASON IS TOO DAMN LONG!! MAYBE IT'S THE GAME'S THAT ARE TOO LONG...AND BORING!! 3 INNINGS IS ALL U NEED, IF ALL GAMES WERE THAT SHORT IT MIGHT BECOME POPULAR AGAIN!! BUT BASEBALL HAS TRUELY BECOME AMERICA'S PASS-TIME, A WAY TO PASS THE TIME UNTIL THE NEXT FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS...THAT'S AMERICA'S GAME!!
I HATE SPEEDING TICKETS
YES OFFICER I KNOW I WAS DOING 57 IN A 35…I’M LATE FOR WORK!!! AND IT ALWAYS HAPPENS RITE BY UR DESTINATION TOO, IT’S JUST LIFE SCREWIN’ YA. SO THANKS FOR KEEPING THE STREETS SAFE SIR, BUT I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE $100+ TICKET!!!
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FOOTPRINTS!! THE CULPRIT LEFT HIS/HER MARK...I HAD TO EXAMINE FOR MYSELF IF THIS WAS JUST A CRUEL JOKE OR ACTUALLY THE WORK OF THE PHANTOM POOP-ER INDEED!!
OOOOOOO IT WAS......EVEN HAD A FEW BITS OF CANDY-CORN IN THERE!! WILL WE EVER FIND THIS PHANTOM POOP-ER?? OTHER RADIO STATIONS SHOULD BE ON THE ALERT AS THE MYSTERY CONTINUES...
